You don't spit in the Muse's face.

[butterfly_sunrider]

I'm actually working on my first DBSK fic. It's het. They have superpowers and get kidnapped by the North Korean government. Fangirls from all around the world unite to save them. Some have superpowers, some are heroes, some are villains, but they are all united in their love for DBSK. It's called Fangirl Skills Are Sometimes Amazing.

At first, it was going to be more focused on the fangirls, but then the muse walked in looking like this:




And he said, "Girl, I've waited for you for such a long time. All those times when you said 'I swear I will never write DBSK fic' I wanted to break down and cryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy girl, but it's aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaall right! I want you...I want you...I want you to write something for me, baby, baby please!"

And then another muse walked in and he looked like this:

And he said, "Bitch, make me snarky as hell and give me a fucking cool superpower."

How could I resist?

Comments

Re: If Chunnie talked to me like this i'd do anything

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

That is exactly the tone he said it in. Until he started to sing a Capella that is. After I scraped myself back up off the floor, I said, "Would you like any sexual favors or assassinations to go with your fic, sir? That'll be absolutely free, please drive through."

Re: If Chunnie talked to me like this i'd do anything

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

why oh why do you live so far away? Why do all the crazy people I connect with live in other countries or places where I have to fly? It sucks!

Re: If Chunnie talked to me like this i'd do anything

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

*shrugs*

I gotta parple like that.

:)