butterfly_sunrider: (TVXQ)
So how does Dong Bang Shin Ki make up for the FAIL that was the Tri-Angle video?

THEY DO IT BY SCRUBBING OFF THE GUNK, BRINGING BACK THE ADORABLENESS AND WRAPPING IT UP IN A BIG CHRISTMAS BOW.



The Pimp continues in his pimp ways, donning a feather boa that

SOMEHOW WORKS FOR HIM



AS DOES THE SILLY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT STUCK TO CHANGMIN'S SHOULDER JFC.


All is well in Dong Bang Land: Yoochun is radiant, Jaejoong has got his BISHIE SPARKLE back...


Pictured above: Bishie Sparkle(TM), not dandruff.



Yunho is hiding his teeth...


Changmin is back to looking like he wants to snuggle kittens INSTEAD OF EATING THEM WHOLE DEAR GOD THE HUMANITY and...


JUNSU NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN SHIH-TZU YAY.


Seven months later, we got another present from DBSK:

Cut for the sexy... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Always Keep the Faith)
I BET YOU DIDN'T THINK I'D MAKE THE QUARTERLY DEADLINE. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, BITCHES?
WHO'S. LAUGHING. NOW?


Okay, so I'm about two weeks late. BUT A DIVA IS NEVER LATE. EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST EARLY. Right?



FUCK YOU, CHANGMIN. ANYBODY ELSE?



Getting laughed at by Junsu? That's just humiliating. The rest of you got my back though, right?










Yeah, that's just the sort of thing I expect from you, you little shit.


AT LEAST I CAN COUNT ON YUNHO TO SUPPORT ME.







DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?


I SAID, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS?



No.



Maybe.



Okay, that's pretty fucking cool. BUT NO, ACTUALLY...




WE GOT MOVIE SIGN!!!





butterfly_sunrider: (Sinner)
Rumors of my slackery have been exaggerated. Hell, at the rate I'm going, you may yet get one more issue out of me this year. OMFG DBSK IS QUARTERLY.


bowdown


I know this is a SHOCK coming from a Leo, but enough about me. I know what you're here for...


2pmhipthrust

No.


2PMBeastHunters

Yes.


wooyoungbed

Um...


tacebed

Good lord.


chansunfbodyroll

EXCUSE ME. BE BACK IN A MOMENT.




ALL RIGHT NOW WHERE WERE WE? OH, YES.


SHIN KI ROLL CALL


KIM JAEJOONG
jaejoong25


JUNG YUNHO
yunhopoleslide


PARK YOOCHUN
chunhipthrust


KIM JUNSU
junsuepictongue


and SHIM CHANGMIN
omfgchangmin


It is very important that you remember them like this. SEXY, FABULOUS, AND GORGEOUS. Not like this... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Default)
I don't do this for the fanfare...

bigbangpartyhard


...or the swag

gdragonswag


...or the amazing sex with Nichkhun...

sexykhuntime


I do this for us...

cassiopeiagif


...and I do it for them.

dbskgivesmenopoints

Oh, come on you guys. Couldn't you muster a little enthusiasm?


xiahnodsoff

WAT.

sadsantana


chunwantstotouchhimself

That's...great. How about the rest of you bring it somewhere to a middle?


minwept

This is why Paradise Ranch was terrible. You have no range.


changmingun

Changmin, I will get you a delicious X-tra large New York-style pizza if you get the others to show me some appreciation for all my hard work. And if you put down the gun. That would be nice, too.




ALL RIGHT, ON WITH THE SHOW.


kermitflail


clicky da fake linky )
butterfly_sunrider: (Fail)
SO IT'S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I GRACED YOUR PRESENCE WITH AN OMFG DBSK POST.




DO. YOU. KNOW. WHAT. TIME. IT IS?

I SAID, DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS??!

IT'S...
Read more... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Love Phoenix and Despair)
Finally, the Cat has come back to OMFG DONG BANG FUCKING SHIN KI YOU GUISE



So Imma bout to do what I do best and that's LAY THE SMACK DOWN ON YOUR CANDY ASS NO STEAL YOUR TV AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW NO, DROOL OVER GORGEOUS KOREAN MEN AND TRY TO BE FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME.

That's right, bitches. It's time...



NO.



MAYBE.



YES.


I MEAN NO! It's time to wrap up Save the Drama for Your Umma with my VERY SPECIAL RECAP of UNFORGETTABLE LOVE!!!

It all starts with that cad Yunho having a date on White Day and OMG IT'S NOT JAEJOONG. WHAT IS LIFE. WHAT IS AIR.

It's a blind date. THAT'S RIGHT, SOME RANDOM LUCKY BITCH GETS TO GO OUT ON A DATE WITH YUNHO. Excuse me while I go buy a new monitor because I just threw mine out the window.

The rest of the boys, being single and miserable thanks to smothering fangirls, NO contract stipulations, NO the ~pressures of fame~, sit around getting drunk on soju and proceed to have an orgy, then upload it on the internet NO painting their nails, eating ice cream, and crying while watching some yet-to-exist Kim Jae Wook drama through the miracle of Changmin's reality-warping powers NO, BUT YOU'RE GETTING WARMER.

Mmm...Kim Jae Wook.



*ahem*

clicky da fake linky... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Love Phoenix and Despair)


The first time I didn't feel it, but this time I feel it, and I can't deny the fact that you like me, right now, you like me!

You really like me! )
butterfly_sunrider: (Always Keep the Faith)

You know what time it is?





NO IT'S NOT 2PM SIT DOWN SMARTYPANTS.



It's time to pick up from where I left off last time, which was telling you how slave labor starts about how TVXQ's increasing popularity led to INCREASED EXPLOITATION IN THE FORM OF BANJUN DRAMAS YAY.

Go straight to Yaoi. Do not pass go, do not collect $200... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Always Keep the Faith)
When we last left off, I insinuated that our Dong Bang Boys MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OVERWORKED STARTING ABOUT 2005-6 JFC.

AHEM.

There were of course, promotions for Rising Sun, which turned out to be a JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! Naturally, SME said to themselves, "How can we squeeze more money out of these guys get more exposure for TVXQ?"

Answer: BANJUN DRAMAS!!!

This collection of totally unrelated episodes may not have garnered any acting awards for the boys like they had for their hyung, Rain (HALLOWED BE HIS NAME) they are HEARTBREAKING WORKS OF STAGGERING GENIUS OKAY.

*cracks knuckles*

THIS IS GONNA GET EPIC.


... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Love Phoenix and Despair)
So how does Dong Bang Shin Ki make up for the FAIL that was the Tri-Angle video?

THEY DO IT BY SCRUBBING OFF THE GUNK, BRINGING BACK THE ADORABLENESS AND WRAPPING IT UP IN A BIG CHRISTMAS BOW.



The Pimp continues in his pimp ways, donning a feather boa that

SOMEHOW WORKS FOR HIM



AS DOES THE SILLY CHRISTMAS ORNAMENT STUCK TO CHANGMIN'S SHOULDER JFC.


All is well in Dong Bang Land: Yoochun is radiant, Jaejoong has got his BISHIE SPARKLE back...


Pictured above: Bishie Sparkle(TM), not dandruff.



Yunho is hiding his teeth...


Changmin is back to looking like he wants to snuggle kittens INSTEAD OF EATING THEM WHOLE DEAR GOD THE HUMANITY and...


JUNSU NO LONGER LOOKS LIKE A GODDAMN SHIH-TZU YAY.


Seven months later, we got another present from DBSK:

Cut for the sexy... )
butterfly_sunrider: (Love Phoenix and Despair)
It's that time of year again, my semi-annual evangelical mission to convert y'all into raging fangirls.

So I will start from the beginning, because it's a very good place to start.



IT'S FUCKING HUG, Y'ALL. OLD SCHOOL.


itsfuckinghug


Jaejoong brings the gender ambivalence. Yoochun has not yet discovered his inner pimp. Junsu STROKES IT LIKE AN ARPEGGIO.



Yunho still has his real teeth. Changmin SNUGGLES A KITTEN JFC KILL ME NOW.



Please note: this vid was shot in the dead of winter. The director tried to hide that by making them dress light and to keep FUCKING ICE CUBES IN THEIR MOUTHS so you wouldn't see their breath WELL THAT'S WHAT CHANGMIN SAID ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?


It didn't work.

Watching this video again, I feel incredibly dirty because they are all underage and beautiful and radiant and YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT YUNHO'S CROOKED TEETH NOW THAT I'VE MENTIONED THEM, CAN YOU and LOOK AT THEM BEING ALL CHEERFUL WHILE THEY FREEZE THEIR ASSES OFF and YOOCHUN PUT THAT RAZOR DOWN YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR...



...and I HAVE NEVER WANTED MORE TO BE A KITTEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG WHAT HELL IS THIS?

Also, what the hell is it with Korean music videos and milk? WHY IS PRE-LEGAL YOOCHUN'S VOICE SO HUSKY AND SEXY? DID CHANGMIN JUST WINK AT ME?




HELP, I CAN'T STOP STARING AT YUNHO'S MOUTH.





Ahem. On with the show... )

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