The Sorrow and the Pity

First the Good News: Jaejoong, Yoochun and Junsu are free of their contracts with SM

And now, the what the fuck is this shit news:

Changmin, Yunho and their daddies support SM

Because someone apparently gives a shit about the opinion of good little automatons, SHINee would like to state for the record that they too support SME

JaeChunSu: How can it be just about the cosmetics company if we pulled out of it? Guys? Guys!

Say it to our faces, HoMin. Say it to our faces. Tell us you lied when you said you'd be five forever, no matter what happens.

And FUCK YOU SIDEWAYS SME.

*sobs*

THIS.

~*~IT'S A CONSPIRACY~*~

*reaches for tequila*