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It's that time of year again, my semi-annual evangelical mission to convert y'all into raging fangirls.
So I will start from the beginning, because it's a very good place to start.
Jaejoong brings the gender ambivalence. Yoochun has not yet discovered his inner pimp. Junsu STROKES IT LIKE AN ARPEGGIO.
Yunho still has his real teeth. Changmin SNUGGLES A KITTEN JFC KILL ME NOW.
Please note: this vid was shot in the dead of winter. The director tried to hide that by making them dress light and to keep FUCKING ICE CUBES IN THEIR MOUTHS so you wouldn't see their breath WELL THAT'S WHAT CHANGMIN SAID ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?
It didn't work.
Watching this video again, I feel incredibly dirty because they are all underage and beautiful and radiant and YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT YUNHO'S CROOKED TEETH NOW THAT I'VE MENTIONED THEM, CAN YOU and LOOK AT THEM BEING ALL CHEERFUL WHILE THEY FREEZE THEIR ASSES OFF and YOOCHUN PUT THAT RAZOR DOWN YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR...
...and I HAVE NEVER WANTED MORE TO BE A KITTEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG WHAT HELL IS THIS?
Also, what the hell is it with Korean music videos and milk? WHY IS PRE-LEGAL YOOCHUN'S VOICE SO HUSKY AND SEXY? DID CHANGMIN JUST WINK AT ME?
Ahem. ( On with the show... )
So I will start from the beginning, because it's a very good place to start.
IT'S FUCKING HUG, Y'ALL. OLD SCHOOL.
Jaejoong brings the gender ambivalence. Yoochun has not yet discovered his inner pimp. Junsu STROKES IT LIKE AN ARPEGGIO.
Yunho still has his real teeth. Changmin SNUGGLES A KITTEN JFC KILL ME NOW.
Please note: this vid was shot in the dead of winter. The director tried to hide that by making them dress light and to keep FUCKING ICE CUBES IN THEIR MOUTHS so you wouldn't see their breath WELL THAT'S WHAT CHANGMIN SAID ARE YOU CALLING HIM A LIAR?
It didn't work.
Watching this video again, I feel incredibly dirty because they are all underage and beautiful and radiant and YOU CAN'T STOP STARING AT YUNHO'S CROOKED TEETH NOW THAT I'VE MENTIONED THEM, CAN YOU and LOOK AT THEM BEING ALL CHEERFUL WHILE THEY FREEZE THEIR ASSES OFF and YOOCHUN PUT THAT RAZOR DOWN YOU HAVE NO GODDAMN FACIAL HAIR...
...and I HAVE NEVER WANTED MORE TO BE A KITTEN IN MY WHOLE LIFE OMG WHAT HELL IS THIS?
Also, what the hell is it with Korean music videos and milk? WHY IS PRE-LEGAL YOOCHUN'S VOICE SO HUSKY AND SEXY? DID CHANGMIN JUST WINK AT ME?
HELP, I CAN'T STOP STARING AT YUNHO'S MOUTH.
Ahem. ( On with the show... )
