I don't do this for the fanfare...

...or the swag

...or the amazing sex with Nichkhun...

I do this for us...

...and I do it for them.

Oh, come on you guys. Couldn't you muster a little enthusiasm?



That's...great. How about the rest of you bring it somewhere to a middle?

This is why Paradise Ranch was terrible. You have no range.

Changmin, I will get you a delicious X-tra large New York-style pizza if you get the others to show me some appreciation for all my hard work. And if you put down the gun. That would be nice, too.


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The War of the Maknaes
Sep. 25th, 2010 09:34 amAbout five months ago, I posted this picture

in my twitter with the following byline:
"As much as I love the Min (and you know I love the Min), I gotta name ChansUNF the Hottest Maknae in KPop."
( EPIC MAKNAE PICSPAM COMMENCES... )

in my twitter with the following byline:
"As much as I love the Min (and you know I love the Min), I gotta name ChansUNF the Hottest Maknae in KPop."
( EPIC MAKNAE PICSPAM COMMENCES... )
Ssh. It's all right Yunho-yah. There, there. Why don't you take that atrocious fur thing off and hand me the...fake alligator. Yes.
Key, do you mind? Go get Yunho a blanket. He's had a...traumatic experience.
( How it all began... )
When we last left off, I insinuated that our Dong Bang Boys MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE OVERWORKED STARTING ABOUT 2005-6 JFC.
AHEM.
There were of course, promotions for Rising Sun, which turned out to be a JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! Naturally, SME said to themselves, "How can wesqueeze more money out of these guys get more exposure for TVXQ?"
This collection of totally unrelated episodes may not have garnered any acting awards for the boys like they had for their hyung, Rain (HALLOWED BE HIS NAME) they are HEARTBREAKING WORKS OF STAGGERING GENIUS OKAY.
( ... )
AHEM.
There were of course, promotions for Rising Sun, which turned out to be a JUGGERNAUT, BITCH! Naturally, SME said to themselves, "How can we
This collection of totally unrelated episodes may not have garnered any acting awards for the boys like they had for their hyung, Rain (HALLOWED BE HIS NAME) they are HEARTBREAKING WORKS OF STAGGERING GENIUS OKAY.
*cracks knuckles*
THIS IS GONNA GET EPIC.
THIS IS GONNA GET EPIC.
( ... )
First Impressions
Dec. 6th, 2009 10:26 amI first discovered Dong Bang Shin Ki via the Ear Worm entry at TV Tropes. I immediately went to youtube to check out the Mirotic video.
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I will never forget the visceral reaction I had to this video. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up, my skin felt hot and cool and the same time, and when Changmin let loose with his "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OW!" I felt like I'd been struck like a bolt of lightning. It's his belting here that probably made him my original favorite.
My first impressions of them as individuals?
On Jaejoong: Well, he makes the whole "clothes awkwardly hanging off me" thing work for him. Ooh. He's tied up. Nice biceps. Don't know if he's my type, though.
On Yunho: Ooh. Nice, confident smile. Yum.
On Yoochun: Sexy voice, but what the fuck is up with his hair?
On Junsu: His voice is a little too squeaky for my tastes. And why is he wearing a sweatshirt tied around his waist? Is he trying to hide something?
On Changmin: He's...all...wet. OMFG. Please be 18.
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I will never forget the visceral reaction I had to this video. The hairs on the back of my neck stood up, my skin felt hot and cool and the same time, and when Changmin let loose with his "YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! OW!" I felt like I'd been struck like a bolt of lightning. It's his belting here that probably made him my original favorite.
My first impressions of them as individuals?
On Jaejoong: Well, he makes the whole "clothes awkwardly hanging off me" thing work for him. Ooh. He's tied up. Nice biceps. Don't know if he's my type, though.
On Yunho: Ooh. Nice, confident smile. Yum.
On Yoochun: Sexy voice, but what the fuck is up with his hair?
On Junsu: His voice is a little too squeaky for my tastes. And why is he wearing a sweatshirt tied around his waist? Is he trying to hide something?
On Changmin: He's...all...wet. OMFG. Please be 18.
When you can look this good...
Aug. 29th, 2009 07:24 am( Cut for the pretty... )
No wonder why Yunho looked about ready to burst into tears in that technicolor nightmare that was that Pinky mint ad.
No wonder why Yunho looked about ready to burst into tears in that technicolor nightmare that was that Pinky mint ad.
Baby Got Back
Aug. 14th, 2009 09:22 amIf I were somewhere, anywhere with Yoochun, I would still turn my head to watch this man walk away. Damn.
( UNF )
( UNF )