OMFG DONG BANG FUCKING SHIN KI YOU GUISE...part 5: DIE STYLIST NOONAS DIE

Rumors of my slackery have been exaggerated. Hell, at the rate I'm going, you may yet get one more issue out of me this year. OMFG DBSK IS QUARTERLY.

I know this is a SHOCK coming from a Leo, but enough about me. I know what you're here for...

No.

Yes.

Um...

Good lord.

EXCUSE ME. BE BACK IN A MOMENT.

ALL RIGHT NOW WHERE WERE WE? OH, YES.

SHIN KI ROLL CALL

KIM JAEJOONG

JUNG YUNHO

PARK YOOCHUN

KIM JUNSU

and SHIM CHANGMIN

It is very important that you remember them like this. SEXY, FABULOUS, AND GORGEOUS. ( Not like this... )