ChunWatch: September 7, 2009 Edition

[butterfly_sunrider]

When your waist is smaller than Jaejoong's...








Chun, honey. Eat. Something.

Comments

[shepardlover.livejournal.com]

NOT HEALTHY!

I demand we abduct him and force feed him.

[lilxinyue.livejournal.com]

IAWTC ♥;

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Park Yoochun awakes.

He has been strapped to a chair in what appears to be an ordinary dining room. His heart is pounding so loud, it almost distracts him from the hustle and bustle of what sounded distinctly like four women in the nearby kitchen.

He attempts to slip out of his bonds, only to find that his hands and feet have been bound by duct tape...

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

The first woman walks into the room, carrying a silver bowl. Her purple apron has the name Sabrina embroidered on it. Since she's Caucasian, Yoochun assumes that she doesn't speak Korean, so he speaks English to her.

"Where am I? Why...why have you tied me up?"

Sabrina smiles and puts a finger to her lips. "Hush now, darling Chun. Don't overexert yourself. You're going to be here for a while, until you gain, oh, at least 10 pounds."

"Wha-" he tries to protest, but a freshly baked fudge and peanut butter brownie is shoved between his dark, bee-stung lips.

LOL...My fantasies and my hormones are out of control.....

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

Another women comes out of the kitchen. She has red hair, pale skin and green eyes. She's wearing a pink tee shirt that reads "It's five o'clock somewhere." In her hands is a freshly made Margarita.

"Sabrina darling," she says in her New Jersey accent, "the poor thing is scared to death."

The red head walks over to the frightened young man.

"Shh, Chunnie baby. It's ok. Have a drink, it will loosen you up a bit."

"But I don't want to..mmmpphhh..."

The tangy goodness drips down the back of his throat and out the corners of his mouth. The redhead reaches out and wipes up the excess liquid with her thumb.

"Don't worry baby. We aren't going to hurt you. This is for your own good....."

Re: LOL...My fantasies and my hormones are out of control.....

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

"Remind me to get one for myself later, Janet dear." Sabrina giggled as she put the bowl of brownies down on the dining room table and walked behind Yoochun.

The redhead smiled and responded. "I don't think that will even be necessary." Janet then gently poured more of the maragarita into Yoochun's mouth.

The petite brunette with hazel eyes delicately laid her hands on Yoochun's shoulders. His fright made him flinch at first, but as she began to expertly knead away the knots in his broad shoulders and swan-like neck he started to relax despite himself. As she worked, she hummed a lullabye in a soft soprano voice.




((lilxinyue, shepardlover, you may jump in at any time as well))

Re: LOL...My fantasies and my hormones are out of control.....

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"Does that taste good, baby?" the redhead asked, Yoochun nodding his head, deciding not to argue with his insane captors.

Janet finished the margarita and licked her lips. She put the glass down and began to invade Yoochun's personal space.

Sabrina ran her fingers through his silken hair. The baritone didn't know whether he should groan in pleasure or whimper in fear.

"You see Chunnie," Janet said softly. You need our help. We American's don't just sit back when someone is in trouble. We take action. This is an intervention on your behalf."

Sabrina nodded her head.

"Yesss..." she breathed into his ear, causing him to shiver.

Yoochun sucked in his breath as the redhead undid the buttons on his shirt ,sliding her hands inside, fingers tracing a line across the tattoo on his chest.

"We love you Chunnie. We only have your best interest at heart......"

We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

As Janet leaned in close to Yoochun, the kitchen timer went off.

"Whew," Yoochun exhaled, "saved by the bell."

The smell of delicious baked potatoes wafted into the dining room. Amy came out holding the steaming goodness and put the dish on a trivet. She split one of the potatoes open and smothered it in butter. Amy put the potato on a plate and with fork in hand, approached Yoochun who looked as if he was going to cry. Amy scooped the potato onto the fork and blew on it to cool it down.

"Open wide, Chun"

Like a little child he forced his mouth closed and shook his head.

"Don't insult Amy. She's from Idaho. They know how to cook potatoes in Idaho."

"Idaho?"

In the second it took Yoochun to say "Idaho," Amy shoved the potato in his mouth.

"Aaaaah, hot!"

"More Margarita's for Yoochun."

Janet ran to the freezer to get the pitcher of Margarita's.

Amy smiled at Yoochun and winked.

"Idaho!" Yoochun's eyes were as wide as saucers. Janet came back from the kitchen with the frozen goodness. Yoochun stared at her.

"Idaho!"

"He remembers us now......"

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

As Amy gently fed the delicious smothered baked potato to Yoochun, Sabrina concluded her massage. The petite brunette laid a soft kiss on Yoochun's earlobe that made him shudder despite himself. The moan that escaped his lips made Sabrina's eyes sparkle as she leaned in mere inches from his face.

"Sweet, darling Chun," she whispered sensuously, "these brownies are just incomplete. We need some vanilla ice cream, some chocolate sauce and some...whipped cream. You *do* like whipped cream, don't you, sweet thing?"

Yoochun closed his eyes and licked his lips. "Uh-huh." He could get used to this.

Sabrina scampered back into the kitchen while Janet returned with more margaritas. Sabrina took a glass for herself as she passed, turned, and winked at Yoochun before disappearing behind the swinging kitchen door.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"I've got something special for you Chunnie baby," Janet said while winking at him.

"I can hardly wait," he mumbled under his breath in his best Engrish.

"You can't tell me you don't like these, because I've seen you eat them."

Yoochun raised an eyebrow.

"What is it?"

"Can you smell it; wafting it's way from the kitchen? You can almost taste it, can't you Chunnie?"

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as the familiar smell of seafood invaded his nostrils."

He licked his lips and breathed out a single word.

"Kani...."

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Sabrina glided through the swinging kitchen door holding a small plate dark as night. Piled upon it was Yoochun's beloved Kani. In her other hand was a small bowl filled with soy sauce with just a smidge of wasabi paste mixed in.

"Doesn't it look divine, Chunnie?"

Yoochun began to break out in a light sweat over his growing foodlust. "Mmm-hmm."

Sabrina slowly laid the plate and bowl on the table. Then she did a strange thing. Placing her hands behind her back, she bent down and gently took a piece of kani between her teeth, delicately dipped it into the sauce, sat on Yoochun's lap, and leaned in to feed him, mouth to mouth.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"Who wants sake?" Janet interrupted; a tray of the finest rice wine in her hands; warmed to the perfect temperature.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Sabrina raised her hand as her mouth was occupied, passing the kani from her mouth to Yoochun's. As Yoochun wrapped his lips around the kani, he closed his eyes in bliss. Sabrina broke contact to sip her sake and was attempting to pass her mouthful of sake to Yoochun as well, but she felt a tap on her shoulder.

It was Janet, her arms crossed. "Aren't you forgetting something? Where's the whipped cream?"

Sabrina replied, "Yue's still whipping it up..."

Suddenly Yue called out from inside the kitchen, "Whipped cream is done!"

Sabrina sighed, reluctantly got up from Yoochun's lap, and headed back towards the kitchen.

Yoochun couldn't help but wonder how they would feed him the whipped cream...

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

Please tell me I'm one of the four women...I'm really turned on now....

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Of course you are! :D

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

we need input from the other two..I know shepard lover is busy, but she's certainly not shy, although she's really into Changmin and not Chunnie, like us...LOL!!!

Rev. Siwon says..

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"Amen, sister."

[lilxinyue.livejournal.com]

now i wonder if i should be freaking out that two guys have a waist as small or prob even smaller than mines- or if i should be thinking of ways to pair yoochun up with a girl and not think it's yuri. /gets shot.

My bias, I has one...

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

Yoona...must be with Yoona