ChunWatch: September 7, 2009 Edition

[butterfly_sunrider]

When your waist is smaller than Jaejoong's...








Chun, honey. Eat. Something.

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We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

As Janet leaned in close to Yoochun, the kitchen timer went off.

"Whew," Yoochun exhaled, "saved by the bell."

The smell of delicious baked potatoes wafted into the dining room. Amy came out holding the steaming goodness and put the dish on a trivet. She split one of the potatoes open and smothered it in butter. Amy put the potato on a plate and with fork in hand, approached Yoochun who looked as if he was going to cry. Amy scooped the potato onto the fork and blew on it to cool it down.

"Open wide, Chun"

Like a little child he forced his mouth closed and shook his head.

"Don't insult Amy. She's from Idaho. They know how to cook potatoes in Idaho."

"Idaho?"

In the second it took Yoochun to say "Idaho," Amy shoved the potato in his mouth.

"Aaaaah, hot!"

"More Margarita's for Yoochun."

Janet ran to the freezer to get the pitcher of Margarita's.

Amy smiled at Yoochun and winked.

"Idaho!" Yoochun's eyes were as wide as saucers. Janet came back from the kitchen with the frozen goodness. Yoochun stared at her.

"Idaho!"

"He remembers us now......"

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

As Amy gently fed the delicious smothered baked potato to Yoochun, Sabrina concluded her massage. The petite brunette laid a soft kiss on Yoochun's earlobe that made him shudder despite himself. The moan that escaped his lips made Sabrina's eyes sparkle as she leaned in mere inches from his face.

"Sweet, darling Chun," she whispered sensuously, "these brownies are just incomplete. We need some vanilla ice cream, some chocolate sauce and some...whipped cream. You *do* like whipped cream, don't you, sweet thing?"

Yoochun closed his eyes and licked his lips. "Uh-huh." He could get used to this.

Sabrina scampered back into the kitchen while Janet returned with more margaritas. Sabrina took a glass for herself as she passed, turned, and winked at Yoochun before disappearing behind the swinging kitchen door.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"I've got something special for you Chunnie baby," Janet said while winking at him.

"I can hardly wait," he mumbled under his breath in his best Engrish.

"You can't tell me you don't like these, because I've seen you eat them."

Yoochun raised an eyebrow.

"What is it?"

"Can you smell it; wafting it's way from the kitchen? You can almost taste it, can't you Chunnie?"

He took a deep breath and closed his eyes as the familiar smell of seafood invaded his nostrils."

He licked his lips and breathed out a single word.

"Kani...."

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Sabrina glided through the swinging kitchen door holding a small plate dark as night. Piled upon it was Yoochun's beloved Kani. In her other hand was a small bowl filled with soy sauce with just a smidge of wasabi paste mixed in.

"Doesn't it look divine, Chunnie?"

Yoochun began to break out in a light sweat over his growing foodlust. "Mmm-hmm."

Sabrina slowly laid the plate and bowl on the table. Then she did a strange thing. Placing her hands behind her back, she bent down and gently took a piece of kani between her teeth, delicately dipped it into the sauce, sat on Yoochun's lap, and leaned in to feed him, mouth to mouth.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[onthethruway01.livejournal.com]

"Who wants sake?" Janet interrupted; a tray of the finest rice wine in her hands; warmed to the perfect temperature.

Re: We need to continue this for Shits and Giggles

[dandycat.livejournal.com]

Sabrina raised her hand as her mouth was occupied, passing the kani from her mouth to Yoochun's. As Yoochun wrapped his lips around the kani, he closed his eyes in bliss. Sabrina broke contact to sip her sake and was attempting to pass her mouthful of sake to Yoochun as well, but she felt a tap on her shoulder.

It was Janet, her arms crossed. "Aren't you forgetting something? Where's the whipped cream?"

Sabrina replied, "Yue's still whipping it up..."

Suddenly Yue called out from inside the kitchen, "Whipped cream is done!"

Sabrina sighed, reluctantly got up from Yoochun's lap, and headed back towards the kitchen.

Yoochun couldn't help but wonder how they would feed him the whipped cream...